I can make it up to you!

[Sarcasmo]

If you have a protection tat on your wrist, and you try to kill yourself by slitting it, what will happen?

 

[Floptical]

If you have a protection tat on your wrist, and you try to kill yourself by slitting it, what will happen?

A genie will pop out of your wrist and grant you three wishes.

 

[Sarcasmo]

A genie will pop out of your wrist and grant you three wishes.

Well I know what I'm doing tonight. Wish me luck!

 

[Floptical]

Well I know what I'm doing tonight. Wish me luck!

Mecca Lecca High, Mecca Hiney Holy Shit You're Gonna Bleed To Death.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Mecca Lecca High, Mecca Hiney Holy Shit You're Gonna Bleed To Death.

rep +1

 

[Dharma1521]

rep +1

Don't encourage him!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Don't encourage him!

You should always encourage the funny.

 

[reverendsaintjay]

You should always encourage the funny.

Agreed, rep +1 more.

 

[ZRH]

Nah, I'm good for now. I can just sit back and admire my 36 D's.

Im not for the boobies. It's a well documented fact. Now eyes, neck, ass, yes.

 

[reverendsaintjay]

Im not for the boobies. It's a well documented fact. Now eyes, neck, ass, yes.

Shens. You can't have sex with a neck.

 

[Floptical]

Shens. You can't have sex with a neck.

Says who???? You just gotta cut a hole first.

 

[ZRH]

Shens. You can't have sex with a neck.

Yes, yes you can...

You can with ass as well... I believe it's what it's there for.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yes, yes you can...

You can with ass as well... I believe it's what it's there for.

Oh, you're one of THOSE people.

Personally I prefer not to have to wash my pole off after sex.

 

[Floptical]

Oh, you're one of THOSE people.

Personally I prefer not to have to wash my pole off after sex.

Thats why they have the built in pole washer on their face...

 

[ZRH]

Oh, you're one of THOSE people.

Personally I prefer not to have to wash my pole off after sex.

Floptical keeps stealing my replies. Yes, They come with a built in pole washer!

 

[APRIL]

wtf sarcasmo doesn't do anal!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Floptical keeps stealing my replies. Yes, They come with a built in pole washer!

I would love to see a video of that moment, if you could record the next one for me. I bet that goes over well.

 

[Floptical]

wtf sarcasmo doesn't do anal!

Well he doesn't give. He didn't say anything about receiving.

 

[Sarcasmo]

wtf sarcasmo doesn't do anal!

Why the FUCK would I do anal? I've seen what comes out of that otherwise unassuming little hole.

 

[APRIL]

Why the FUCK would I do anal? I've seen what comes out of that otherwise unassuming little hole.

As long as your girl is clean it should be smooth sailing.