I can grab the whole thing with one hand

[Dharma1521]

YO WHITE MEN DRIVE A CAR LIKE THIS

and a BLACK MAN - A BLACK MAN DRIVES A CAR LIKE THIS

making you laugh is as easy as you getting a canadian government job

IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE

 

[polo]

IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE

JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY

JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY

 

[Sarcasmo]

YO WHITE MEN DRIVE A CAR LIKE THIS

and a BLACK MAN - A BLACK MAN DRIVES A CAR LIKE THIS

Oh god... It's funny because it's true!

 

[tre]

YO WHITE MEN DRIVE A CAR LIKE THIS

and a BLACK MAN - A BLACK MAN DRIVES A CAR LIKE THIS

making you laugh is as easy as you getting a canadian government job

i'm surprised I got one, what with being a straight english speaking white male who isn't disabled.

 

[polo]

i'm surprised I got one, what with being a straight english speaking white male who isn't disabled.

wasn't a single canadian working for the government the last time i was there fuck sake

 

[InfluX]

i can count on one hand the number of bones i've broken
the number of states i've spent more than a week in
and the number of igloos i've built

 

[snoogit]

I can count on one hand the amount of beers it takes to get me to be a cheap drunk.

 

[plot]

i can count on everyone in rhode islands hands the amount of times i've masturbated.

 

[fly]

I can count on one hand the amount of beers it takes to get me to be a cheap drunk.

Where at in Grand Rapids again?

 

[snoogit]

Where at in Grand Rapids again?

West Side *W*

 

[snoogit]

i can count on everyone in rhode islands hands the amount of times i've masturbated.

So you've masturbated over 10 million times?

or

420,315 times a day

or

15713 times an hour

or

292 times per minute

or

4 times per second.

damn dude you need to learn some stamina.

 

[plot]

rhode island only has a million people? hrm. should've picked a bigger state.

also, your math is seriously fucked if you think i've only spent 24 days masturbating.

 

[snoogit]

rhode island only has a million people? hrm. should've picked a bigger state.

also, your math is seriously fucked if you think i've only spent 24 days masturbating.

I'm hungover. I missed a few steps.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

actually it comes out to about 40 years of masturbation if you assume t= 2 minutes for each execution

 

[plot]

that turn you on?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

that turn you on?

40 year old men that masturbate every second of their lives do not, in fact, turn me on

 

[plot]

prude.

 

[snoogit]

After about the 3rd time in a row it'd start to hurt.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

After about the 3rd time in a row it'd start to hurt.

and after the 3003 it'd fall off.

 

[snoogit]

40 year old men that masturbate every second of their lives do not, in fact, turn me on

That's also assuming that you start masturbating at birth.

If you figure the average age for a male to begin masturbating is at 12 years old, then the typical chronic daily masturbator would be around 52-60 years old.