Thread I bought an amazon fire stick yesterday with 2 day shipping
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Petunia
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This fucking thread delivered!
Thanks guises I needed this laugh!
Jimbob went from being a below average shoe "technician" with an ear infection to an HIV positive sad dad on the verge of divorce thanks to his unfaithful "indiscretions" ... ahahaaaaaa! I love you internet!
But an extra shout out to Saucy @APRIL for being the queen of contradiction with her "Im only Judgy when it matters" attitude yay kitten!
Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
I'm getting soft in my old age.
This fucking thread delivered!
Thanks guises I needed this laugh!
Jimbob went from being a below average shoe "technician" with an ear infection to an HIV positive sad dad on the verge of divorce thanks to his unfaithful "indiscretions" ... ahahaaaaaa! I love you internet!
But an extra shout out to Saucy @APRIL for being the queen of contradiction with her "Im only Judgy when it matters" attitude yay kitten!
Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
I'm getting soft in my old age.
Your soul is only catching up with your face kitten
Embrace it
Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO
Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO