I am voting for a moratorium...

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm going to put a smileynev statue in my garden

 

[smileynev]

I'm going to put a smileynev statue in my garden

sweet. You can put beer cans on its head and shoot them off.

 

[fly]

sweet. You can put beer cans on its head and shoot them off.

or just shoot off the head.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm going to put a smileynev statue in my garden

that sounds kinda cool! I'm envisioning a cross between pan and buddha

 

[smileynev]

or just shoot off the head.

You should be nicer

 

[Syrup Beaver]

sweet. You can put beer cans on its head and shoot them off.

I'm going to electrify it and have bird seed leak from the nose.

Free pre-cooked birds++

 

[smileynev]

I'm going to electrify it and have bird seed leak from the nose.

Free pre-cooked birds++

nice. Add a catapult delivery system

 

[fly]

nice. Add a catapult delivery system

launch it into your tummy?

 

[smileynev]

launch it into your tummy?

5 foot radius is enough. I can entrap it from there.

 

[fly]

5 foot radius is enough. I can entrap it from there.

You have a 5' event horizon?

 

[smileynev]

You have a 5' event horizon?

Give or take. Once you get that close, you're stuck. Just ask the wife.

 

[thrawn]

If we work on this together you can't ban me.

i find you interesting, humorous and one of the better posters here, why would i want to ban you

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Mmmmm.... mountain dew

Kakhklash Peddler: We only have Mountain Dew and Crab Juice.

Homer: Bleych!!! I'll take the crab juice!

 

[smileynev]

i find you interesting, humorous and one of the better posters here, why would i want to ban you

Finally, a smart member of Useless.

 

[thrawn]

Finally, a smart member of Useless.

we should start a club

 

[smileynev]

we should start a club

yes, we should. But, can it be a club if there are only two members?

 

[thrawn]

yes, we should. But, can it be a club if there are only two members?

well maybe we dont need a club. can we just act pretentious, start threads and make posts that the serfs do not understand, generally act better than everyone else and grace them with our presence every so often?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

well maybe we dont need a club. can we just act pretentious, start threads and make posts that the serfs do not understand, generally act better than everyone else and grace them with our presence every so often?

Oh... you're a mac enthusiast as well?

 

[thrawn]

Oh... you're a mac enthusiast as well?

i have an ipod shuffle bitch

 

[smileynev]

well maybe we dont need a club. can we just act pretentious, start threads and make posts that the serfs do not understand, generally act better than everyone else and grace them with our presence every so often?

done and done.