I am too horny :(

Coqui said:
He's done stuff with women too.

A gentleman never tells, but it has been a little too long without the feeling of a warm tender body against my own. :(
 
dbzeag said:
A gentleman never tells, but it has been a little too long without the feeling of a warm tender body against my own. :(
you could always hook up with a small bodied dude, like fly
 
elpmis said:
you could always hook up with a small bodied dude, like fly

Thank you for the offer, but I would much prefer a long night under the covers with a woman I care about and adore.
 
dbzeag said:
Thank you for the offer, but I would much prefer a long night under the covers with a woman I care about and adore.
:wtf:
 
dbzeag said:
Thank you for the offer, but I would much prefer a long night under the covers with a woman I care about and adore.
wait, wait...

did a guy just say "a woman I care about and adore"?

are you fucking kidding me?

sleeping with a woman, hey, that's fine and great

but caring about her?

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

you will never be able to hide your gayness, buddy ;)
 
elpmis said:
wait, wait...

did a guy just say "a woman I care about and adore"?

are you fucking kidding me?

sleeping with a woman, hey, that's fine and great

but caring about her?

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

you will never be able to hide your gayness, buddy ;)
beaten!
 
sizzlinggrace said:
Is there something wrong with that? :p
of course not!!!! :heart:

honey i love you with all my heart, please come back to bed
 
elpmis said:
if by beaten you mean my response beats your responses' content, then:
QFT
your content involved alot of HAHAHAHA's