Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.

[ZRH]

 

[Jehannum]

I have something for @Petunia 's spring collection.

 

[Jehannum]

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/irish-barista-ends-up-hospital-26636096

 

[Jehannum]

I was standing at the urinal today and felt a fart brewing.

I opted to answer the fart's call in the adjacent stall, and it's a good thing, because it definitely was a foreshock for a big brown shidd, hoss.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I ate a big bowl of ice cream the other night and I guess it didnt like me cuz I spent the next 3 -4 hours with my ass sounding like I was playing a tuba

 

[Jehannum]

I ate a big bowl of ice cream the other night and I guess it didnt like me cuz I spent the next 3 -4 hours with my ass sounding like I was playing a tuba

Fun fact, TUBA is an acronym for "Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus".

 

[tre]

Fun fact, TUBA is an acronym for "Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus".

Terribly Uncomfortable Butt Air

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Tubular Urination Bung Aparatus

 

[Strings]

Totally Unacceptable Butt Aroma

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just ripped a huge one in the dining room and now my pants are loose

 

[Petunia]

I have something for @Petunia 's spring collection.

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omg just saw thiiiiiis! shes a beauty

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There is no way that little dingle-ball has the volume to contain one of my giant dirt bombs

 

[Strings]

Can you imagine the embarrassment if you accidentally throw it in reverse?