Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.

Jehannum

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I was standing at the urinal today and felt a fart brewing.

I opted to answer the fart's call in the adjacent stall, and it's a good thing, because it definitely was a foreshock for a big brown shidd, hoss.
 

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
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I ate a big bowl of ice cream the other night and I guess it didnt like me cuz I spent the next 3 -4 hours with my ass sounding like I was playing a tuba
 

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
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Can you imagine the embarrassment if you accidentally throw it in reverse?