Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.

Fish fart in it.
aint no fish farts in my groundwater. 7th grade water-cycle learning here motherfuckers.

fish fart in ocean. Ocean evaporates into clouds, only h2o evaporates, no farts. Clouds pure h2o, rain ..... run into human and cow farts on their way down.. ground .. my mouth.

fuck, my water does have farts in it, just not fish farts.
 
aint no fish farts in my groundwater. 7th grade water-cycle learning here motherfuckers.

fish fart in ocean. Ocean evaporates into clouds, only h2o evaporates, no farts. Clouds pure h2o, rain ..... run into human and cow farts on their way down.. ground .. my mouth.

fuck, my water does have farts in it, just not fish farts.
I'm pretty sure that fish and aquatic farts head on up into the atmosphere where the evaporated ocean passes through on its way up AND down into the ground.
 
farts in the atmosphere = youre breathing everyones farts
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I farted loudly towards a full booth at last night's restaurant gig while on break. I then walked quickly out the front door to join my bandmates.
Just like a repentant dog.
Cropdusted an entire family, then ran away.