Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.

Percy Thrillington

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HipHugHer

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7mph is about 10 feet per second. Seems about right. There is a small delay between leaving your butt and entering the nostrils of another person in the room.
 

OOD

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But then why were you wearing pants in the first place?