Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.

[Strings]

How could a relationship last without farts? You'd both be miserable and resentful from holding them in.

 

[wetwillie]

i’ve never heard him fart.
but apparently he used to fart up a storm in front of Kiko all the time
lol

This explains a lot. He never properly laid out his male fart-dominance. aka Pootrearchy

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

in the ALMOST 6 yrs I spent with CEO, he never farted in front of me and vice versa.
we are educated folk.

The world's largest red flag.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Humans are completely disgusting and we all walk around pretending we don't know it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The world's largest red flag.

I would have thought hed spend a lot of time farting ON her just to establish dominance

 

[wetwillie]

i’ve never heard him fart.
but apparently he used to fart up a storm in front of Kiko all the time
lol

Old guys who fart around little boys when nobody is around are pedos. You better get a doll, have a talk with the kid.

 

[Petunia]

i was with kikos dad 10yrs and he heard me fart for the first time when i was pregnant and that was SEVEN years into the relationship

he was making me laugh and i tooted and he started laughing so naturally i started crying

 

[kiwi]

i was with kikos dad 10yrs and he heard me fart for the first time when i was pregnant and that was SEVEN years into the relationship

he was making me laugh and i tooted and he started laughing so naturally i started crying

You really need a relationship where you can fart in front of each other. It’s very freeing.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

You really need a relationship where you can fart in front of each other. It’s very freeing.

Goals is spooning in close and then laying it right in their lap.

 

[Strings]

Meh, the wife and I fart as needed.
Whoever stinks the most does the dishes that night.

 

[Petunia]

You really need a relationship where you can fart in front of each other. It’s very freeing.

i think it’s gross.
i can’t imagine feeling good farting in front of my man. just so gross

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i think it’s gross.
i can’t imagine feeling good farting in front of my man. just so gross

If we ever meet IRL Ima store up the HUUUUUUGEST fart and just release it in front of you while making eye contact
fuck yeah

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

and then waft the air at you so you can get a good whiff

 

[Strings]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

oh yeah Im all tuxedos and caviar. thems fish eggs, ya know

 

[Strings]

A regular ole Connie-sewer

 

[Petunia]

If we ever meet IRL Ima store up the HUUUUUUGEST fart and just release it in front of you while making eye contact
fuck yeah

i guess no lap dances for you in your lanai anymore

 

[wetwillie]

i think it’s gross.
i can’t imagine feeling good farting in front of my man. just so gross

So that's a NO to butt sex?

 

[wetwillie]

Just trying to create a profile @TuhMollie

NOT UPTIGHT
1. Dancing naked in front of strangers.
2.Coke

UPTIGHT
1.Farting in from of sig. other.
2. Eating potatoes

 

[Mikeawesome]

Camrys