Thread I am so bored all I can do is fart and people around me are sick of my nasty bass farts.
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Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
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Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Honestly, I am mainly with you on the farting. Missus and I fart in front of each other. But not purposely - no crop dusting. In fact, we warn each other "you might not want to come over here, there is a brown cloud. If we're on a road-trip, we just hit the window if we fart, no locking the windows and cackling "it's a dutch oven!". There's a joke about a guy eating a woman's ass - she farts and he says "you nasty bitch!", gets dressed and leaves. I get that. No farting on people performing oral either - be dirty, not nasty.
I think for most guys swallowing is primarily psychological bucket-list. Like air "it's only important if you can't get it". While fucking it's often more of an interruption to busting a good nut( for both parties) than anything else. Easy cleanup is undeniable but sensible bangers can keep some "fuck towels" for that job. Fuck Kleenex
. That reminds me - time for some new kitchen towels, we need to up the stock of fuck towels.
Some people trip along just fine without acid.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Honestly, I am mainly with you on the farting. Missus and I fart in front of each other. But not purposely - no crop dusting. In fact, we warn each other "you might not want to come over here, there is a brown cloud. If we're on a road-trip, we just hit the window if we fart, no locking the windows and cackling "it's a dutch oven!". There's a joke about a guy eating a woman's ass - she farts and he says "you nasty bitch!", gets dressed and leaves. I get that. No farting on people performing oral either - be dirty, not nasty.
I think for most guys swallowing is primarily psychological bucket-list. Like air "it's only important if you can't get it". While fucking it's often more of an interruption to busting a good nut( for both parties) than anything else. Easy cleanup is undeniable but sensible bangers can keep some "fuck towels" for that job. Fuck Kleenex
Some people trip along just fine without acid.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
If this worked your co-workers would call you "The Reverand".
This one has held up remarkably well.Honestly, I am mainly with you on the farting. Missus and I fart in front of each other. But not purposely - no crop dusting. In fact, we warn each other "you might not want to come over here, there is a brown cloud. If we're on a road-trip, we just hit the window if we fart, no locking the windows and cackling "it's a dutch oven!". There's a joke about a guy eating a woman's ass - she farts and he says "you nasty bitch!", gets dressed and leaves. I get that. No farting on people performing oral either - be dirty, not nasty.
I think for most guys swallowing is primarily psychological bucket-list. Like air "it's only important if you can't get it". While fucking it's often more of an interruption to busting a good nut( for both parties) than anything else. Easy cleanup is undeniable but sensible bangers can keep some "fuck towels" for that job. Fuck Kleenex
Some people trip along just fine without acid.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
This is one instance where being a retrograde ejaculator is fantastic.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Dude looks like most of his farts are trapped in his neck.