i am dave...hear me ROAR

[dbzeag]

i like big dicks and i cannot lie
you other UFers can't deny
when i walk in with a ring in my cock
and a ass waiting to be docked
you get sprung.

 

[dbzeag]

this is true

 

[Shalimar]

OMG.

 

[Shalimar]

slow night I guess. though it's 1030 and nobody's around, so maybe yall got into something.

 

[fly]

Just a bunch of drinking and debauchery.

 

[APRIL]

White Joke:

When white people come in from the rain they smell like wet dogs.


<cue joke starter laughter>

 

[Dharma1521]

White Joke:

When white people come in from the rain they smell like wet dogs.


<cue joke starter laughter>

We do.

We really do.

 

[Shalimar]

what do black folks smell like?

 

[Thorn Bird]

we'll have to ask blondie. it's her philosophies were going on.


edit:

 

[Dharma1521]

we'll have to ask blondie. it's her philosophies were going on.


edit:

Tell her my answer, I'm pretty sure that I know where she got that from.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i have to wait for them to wake up, i think. my goal is to get blondie more coffee every time i see her.

 

[Kevlar]

Ahhhh


D

 

[APRIL]

Tell her my answer, I'm pretty sure that I know where she got that from.

You must be a scrubs fan too.

 

[Jonny_B]

i heard the "white people smell like wet dogs when wet" thing from that 'black people like us' spoof website.

edit: http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ "Johnny doesn't smell like a wet dog when he gets rained on!"

 

[Blondie]

i have to wait for them to wake up, i think. my goal is to get blondie more coffee every time i see her.

Yummmmm coffee. Nothing in it, of course

 

[Blondie]

You must be a scrubs fan too.

Dr. Cox is the best

 

[Thorn Bird]

Yummmmm coffee. Nothing in it, of course

nothing at all. i know you like it black...that way, it won't smell like wet dog.

 

[b_sinning]

Dr. Cox is the best

http://coxisms.com/

“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”