Yeah, well I was banging Kris Jenner when Bruce saw it happen and said 'god damn, I need to become a woman so I can know what it's like to be hit with a cock like that' and then he became Cait, but then discovered she was a lesbian so she didn't want the schlong which is helpful because it would have been awkward telling Caitlyn 'You can't have this dick because fuck you Bruce Jenner'.