Advice i am beyond reason

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Oh yeah bitch? Well I made out with the doctor who delivered it and filled out the birth certificate with "sex: dunno, it's got some kind of vaginaballs"

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Yeah, well I was banging Kris Jenner when Bruce saw it happen and said 'god damn, I need to become a woman so I can know what it's like to be hit with a cock like that' and then he became Cait, but then discovered she was a lesbian so she didn't want the schlong which is helpful because it would have been awkward telling Caitlyn 'You can't have this dick because fuck you Bruce Jenner'.
 
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