hysterical iphone rant

lol fuck the iphone and all the ding dongs that stood in line for something that you could walk in four hours later and pick up twenty of

and fuck prepositions
 
Honestly, who wants to always be rubbing their greasy fingers on the screen? I get annoyed as shit when my ear smudges it.
 
Honestly, who wants to always be rubbing their greasy fingers on the screen? I get annoyed as shit when my ear smudges it.

I saw something on the news the other day about the average cell phone being dirtier than a toilet seat...if they make ass gaskets, why don't they make ear gaskets?
 
I saw something on the news the other day about the average cell phone being dirtier than a toilet seat...if they make ass gaskets, why don't they make ear gaskets?

They do, they are called headsets.