Thread Husband of 9/11 Hero Returns Woman of the Year Award

[Floptical]

is he pro gays, pro blacks?

We know pro gays for sure but lets hold back on him being pro black for now. He's from Vermont and has only met 2 black people before.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I'm up for moving anywhere. #yolo

you can move to Canada and visit the west Edmonton mall and bungee jump into the pool

 

[APRIL]

too bad your gay wife can't get on a plane for more than 3:45min to realllllly explore our awesome world.

Sigh, tell me about it.

 

[Petunia]

Sigh, tell me about it.

Time to trade him in for a younger model

 

[APRIL]

Time to trade him in for a younger model

Or an older one, we were talking about that the other day. No younger man is going to want a 33 year old cat lady. I'll have to shoot for an old man and hope to get in on his will before he croaks.

 

[Ledboots]

Or an older one, we were talking about that the other day. No younger man is going to want a 33 year old cat lady. I'll have to shoot for an old man and hope to get in on his will before he croaks.

Look for a big vertical scar on the chest.

 

[tre]

Look for a big vertical scar on the chest.

she gonna date puff dabby?

 

[Petunia]

Or an older one, we were talking about that the other day. No younger man is going to want a 33 year old cat lady. I'll have to shoot for an old man and hope to get in on his will before he croaks.

omg this is brilliant. cuz you (for him) will be the younger hotter model of HIS old geezer ex-wife

Look for a big vertical scar on the chest.

even better

she gonna date puff dabby?

bwahahaa

 

[Amstel]

too bad your gay wife can't get on a plane for more than 3:45min to realllllly explore our awesome world.

She knows this is what roofies are for.

 

[Amstel]

We know pro gays for sure but lets hold back on him being pro black for now. He's from Vermont and has only met 2 black people before.

Yeah. They smacked the bitch back in tow when he said #alllivesmatter.

Gotta say the right things to get the votes. He took a rookie play from Hills playbook.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

I'll have to shoot for an old man and hope to get in on his will before he croaks.

isn't this what you already have?

 

[tre]

isn't this what you already have?

she wants a rich one though, not a coupon clipper

 

[my little brony]

Oh ya ive heard of him but have never heard a single thing he's said.... til now!

Omg #FeelTheBern
I love this guy.

I don't know if it will actually help but I genuinely believe his brand of democratic socialism is the only way we're going to survive the automation revolution. The ideas need to start taking hold now so in 30 years our society doesn't collapse like a flan in a cupboard

 

[APRIL]

isn't this what you already have?

Isn't fly your age?

 

[Puff Dabby]

Or an older one, we were talking about that the other day. No younger man is going to want a 33 year old cat lady. I'll have to shoot for an old man and hope to get in on his will before he croaks.

findasugardaddy.com

 

[Jehannum]

Yes, I am saying they are the same thing. I not buying into the psycho-babble bullshit.

Why does it matter to you?

Because a fellow could self-identify its gender as a Hallmark Greeting Card, for all the shits I give.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Isn't fly your age?

yes, I think, but what does that have to do with what I said? fly's older....therefore isn't that what you already have?

 

[APRIL]

yes, I think, but what does that have to do with what I said? fly's older....therefore isn't that what you already have?

You're old.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

You're old.

yes.

again, the point still stands....what are you arguing?

 

[AccessDenied]

What are we arguing about?
Define 'old'.