Today while I was wasting time in Destin waiting on my flight I went into the Bass Pro store. I noticed these humping turkey decoys in the store. I guess maybe the old decoys weren't working anymore and they had to come up with something better.
I bet that was one hell of an infomercial.
when they invent banging ducks make a thread for me
Bang duck coming to a pond near you.
Sounds like an awesome name for either duck shaped firecrackers, or a Chinese delivery joint.
or a new bangbros series involving ducks or asians or something...
Starring Long Duck Dong