How would you tell family members if you decided you were gay?

wr3kt

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...or straight and they thought otherwise.

I think I would do it during while we're watching Joan of Arcadia.
At least they're mellow from a wholesome family show.
I'd say something like "Mom, you know how I like to play pool? Well...I really really like playing with sticks and balls."

And to my dad...I'd tell him when he wasn't around a sharp object and I had easy access to my car.
 
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I think gay dudes should just let their parents walk in on them while they're bent over the couch getting railed. No need to say anything then
 

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I'd just tell them out right. They deserve to know, if they can't accept it... Okay thats fine. Can't change a person though.
 

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jaxxor said:
I think gay dudes should just let their parents walk in on them while they're bent over the couch getting railed. No need to say anything then

"He tripped"
 

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BigDov said:
I'd probably send them an email from a far-distant country.


Same here. :( My Mom already make enough snide comments about my bestfriend that's gay. I'd have to cut off all contact just cause I'd get tired of hearing her ask me if i'm still "confused", as she calls it. :mad:
 

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the same way I tell everybody everything - with two in the pink and one in the stink
 

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No I think I do. But you are right...I am a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed ;)

Tee hee :fly:

-3 cool points for quoting a rap song.
 

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I'd probably tell my dad I was gay by fucking the dog.

It's a he, so it makes perfectly good sense