Advice How to start a lawnmower?

[nukes]

I profaned profusely.
Was about to drive back to Lowe's and ask the guy who works in the lawn mower dept how to start this model.
Said "what the hell" and gave it one last yank, and thar she blows.

 

[MacG]

I profaned profusely.
Was about to drive back to Lowe's and ask the guy who works in the lawn mower dept how to start this model.
Said "what the hell" and gave it one last yank, and thar she blows.

"Thar she blows." hehehehehehe.


It seems I'm never going to mature and have responsibilities, a family or whatsoever.

 

[nukes]

"Thar she blows." hehehehehehe.


It seems I'm never going to mature and have responsibilities, a family or whatsoever.

The suburbs are overrated.

 

[DJBrenton]

Proud of you, Nukes. You embody the spirit of 'If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed'.

I think it's more a case of ' if at first you don't succeed, ask other, more successful, people.

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[MacG]

Proud of you, Nukes. You embody the spirit of 'If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed'.

I follow "if at first you fail, fail harder the next time".

I have quiet good stories to tell on failure.

 

[CletusJones]

Hit it with your purse

 

[thintoast]

No, it is not asking that turns in your man card. You succeeded with the manly advice you received here, so I think you're good.

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It's not like you bought a Camry....

 

[HipHugHer]

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It's not like you bought a Camry....

Piss off. The Camry wagon is a great bass players car. Can fit the PA and the BBW.

 

[Jehannum]

Piss off. The Camry wagon is a great bass players car. Can fit the PA and the BBW.

How many decades has it been since there was a Camry wagon? (says the guy who daily drives a 45 year old and a 26 year old car)

 

[gee]

How many decades has it been since there was a Camry wagon? (says the guy who daily drives a 45 year old and a 26 year old car)

You're expecting a musician to afford a new car?

 

[HipHugHer]

How many decades has it been since there was a Camry wagon?

Don't know. Our newest car is a 96. I could probably get 30 Camry wagons for the price of whatever y'all drive.

 

[HipHugHer]

You're expecting a musician to afford a new car?

Correct.

The truck is a 98.

 

[Jehannum]

Don't know. Our newest car is a 96. I could probably get 30 Camry wagons for the price of whatever y'all drive.

I've got:
A 1990 Cadillac Brougham whose worth is dependent on how much gas is in the tank
A 1992 Nissan 300ZX that's worth maybe $10k, or $25k if I part it out (lol hopped up engine parts)
A 2006 Infiniti M35x that's worth maybe $8k
A 1971 Datsun 240Z that's worth $29.2k.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

for the price of whatever y'all drive.

So much

 

[HipHugHer]

I've got:
A 1990 Cadillac Brougham whose worth is dependent on how much gas is in the tank
A 1992 Nissan 300ZX that's worth maybe $10k, or $25k if I part it out (lol hopped up engine parts)
A 2006 Infiniti M35x that's worth maybe $8k
A 1971 Datsun 240Z that's worth $29.2k.

See? I can still get from A to B and have $59000 left in beer money.


5% -. A '71 240 is pretty damn cool.

 

[Jehannum]

See? I can still get from A to B and have $59000 left in beer money.


5% -. A '71 240 is pretty damn cool.

Yeah, I paid $4500 for it in 2007

It's appreciated more than my goddamned 401(k), lol.

 

[gee]

Yeah, I paid $4500 for it in 2007

It's appreciated more than my goddamned 401(k), lol.

Didn't an insurance company cut you a significant cheque too, when it got rear-ended?

 

[Jehannum]

Didn't an insurance company cut you a significant cheque too, when it got rear-ended?

yup. Almost to the penny what they would cover before totaling it.

 

[nukes]

I drive a 2012 grand caravan worth $0.00 cause of the taxi registration.
After the gig I can load my equipment in it, and still fit 5 drunk girls going west of uptown for $30.
#micdrop

 

[Jehannum]

I drive a 2012 grand caravan worth $0.00 cause of the taxi registration.
After the gig I can load my equipment in it, and still fit 5 drunk girls going west of uptown for $30.
#micdrop

I can fit 5 dead girls in the trunk of my Cadillac, and still have room for all my equipment (usually just a bottle of chloroform and a chainsaw).