How to I get Two Into Fly?

[APRIL]

We've started being - in a cute way - mean to each other. It started with me spraying him with the kitchen sink sprayer. He rebelled by dousing me back. I squeezed the dirty sponge on his back then he took peanut butter and got it all over my face.

I did something that I can't remember and then he had to go and do the awful, he got wet bread and soaked it in a ziplock baggie behind his computer and when the time was right, smashed it all over my face. GROSS.

Last night I finally get him back by spitting toothpaste on his chest... and he got me right back.


I need to one or two up him, what should I do next?

 

[eileenbunny]

Fling your poo at him?

 

[APRIL]

Fling your poo at him?

I've done the booger thing.

 

[wanko80]

cleveland steamer ftw!

 

[Dharma1521]

I've done the booger thing.

Seriously?

 

[APRIL]

Seriously?

Ya... so far that grosses him out the most.

 

[JAXvillain]

smash his nuts with a hammer...that'll put you two up

 

[APRIL]

smash his nuts with a hammer...that'll put you two up

I don't harm the ones I love.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

so did you two have sweaty man sex in a festering pile of feces after all that?

 

[wanko80]

Contract AIDS, then pass it on to him. It will be a joke long in the making, but when he finally dies you will have won.

 

[lemon_fresh]

Your relationship with fly is one that I find deeply disturbing.

 

[b_sinning]

Use a sharpie and connect his eyebrows while he is sleeping.

 

[Valve1138]

Two words: Used Tampon

 

[ZRH]

Call him random names at random times.

 

[APRIL]

Contract AIDS, then pass it on to him. It will be a joke long in the making, but when he finally dies you will have won.

Seriously? That barely registers as a joke. Try putting some effort in next time.

 

[b_sinning]

Tell him you've been cheating on him with A.C. Slater.

 

[APRIL]

Your relationship with fly is one that I find deeply disturbing.

:0 Good.

Use a sharpie and connect his eyebrows while he is sleeping.

That is a great idea actually.

 

[Dharma1521]

Ya... so far that grosses him out the most.

Ok well I am saying no to the threesome then.

 

[Desslock]

Wait till he's asleep then take a dump on his chest.

Never mind, he might like that.

 

[APRIL]

at thread rape.