How the West was Won

Percy Thrillington

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Its times like this that I wish I had a camera-phone, but since I do not, I will do my best to describe with words.

So Im in the liquor store yesterday, picking up my medicine, when I notice a small product box on the counter. The name acrossed the top edge says "How the West was Won", and the whole package is vere "wild west" authentic, the fonts, the coloring, even the rough feel of the box. Inside was a glass pistol filled with tequila and 2 shot glasses. At first I was thinking "Hey, thats kinda cool." But then I looked a bit closer...the glass pistol, the one these people believe is the one that the frontieresmen used to tame the wild west...was a 1911a1.:wtf: Not the colt peacemaker, not the winchester rifle, but a wwII-era semi-automatic pistol.
That whole company must have thier heads up their asses if not a single person realized this before it hit store shelves.
 
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jaxxor

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that's fucking gay. I'd have pulled out my real 1911 and shot up the place.

not to mention, cowboys wouldn't have been half as cool without six shooters
 

APRIL

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jaxxor said:
that's fucking gay. I'd have pulled out my real 1911 and shot up the place.

not to mention, cowboys wouldn't have been half as cool without six shooters
This song comes to mind...

I should’ve been a cowboy
I should’ve learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter, riding by pony on a cattle drive
Stealing a young girl’s heart
Just like gene and roy
Singing those campfire songs
Oh I should’ve been a cowboy
 
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Drool-Boy said:
Nope. Serious as can be.

edit - even the guys in the store were laughing thier asses off about it

hold on there. It's amusing, but funny enough to laugh an ass off? I call monkeyshines
 

b_sinning

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April23 said:
This song comes to mind...

I should’ve been a cowboy
I should’ve learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter, riding by pony on a cattle drive
Stealing a young girl’s heart
Just like gene and roy
Singing those campfire songs
Oh I should’ve been a cowboy

I've always liked that song. It was before he became so damn annoying.

Just remember "Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such"
 

fly

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Here's what I found with my camera phone

Pr0n(051).jpg
 
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fly said:
Why not? Your shop is apparently $$$.
cuz i dont need one? coverage on the island sucks harder than drool-boy at a gay porn convention
 
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jaxxor

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fly said:
Here's what I found with my camera phone

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/Pr0n(051).jpg[/IG][/QUOTE]

hmmmmmmm :hi2u: