How the heck can you stand living in the South?

I'm a transplant, and for the most part it's a wash, but I'll never move north again for one reason: Slush.

Snow I can handle, but nothing ruins shoes faster or sucks more than walking through a big pile of slush. Most annoying thing about the south: Banks. But they're only good in Canada so north or south US makes no difference.
 
if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for me