how old is anime in cartoon years?

[Thorn Bird]

happy birthday, you japanime freak you. may your day be full of penciled skirts and pastel eyes.

 

[snoogit]

in anime years?

you need to cut him open and count the tentacles.

 

[APRIL]

Too funny.

He will be of drinking age today! Salute!

 

[Wessels]

lol
today is so awesome, i've gotten like 10 emails from websites wishing me a happy birthday

 

[fly]

lol
today is so awesome, i've gotten like 10 emails from websites wishing me a happy birthday

Whats sad is that those are the only birthday wishes you've gotten. I'm tying a bow onto my dick when you cum here next week.

 

[tre]

Happy Birthday! may you get tentacle raped!

 

[JAXvillain]

happy bday...go buy some liquor!

 

[b_sinning]

Happy Birthday! I hope you find a girl with huge eyes today.

 

[simple]

Whats sad is that those are the only birthday wishes you've gotten. I'm tying a bow onto my dick when you cum here next week.

Achievement Unlocked: Make strong advances on your girlfriend's younger brother.

 

[APRIL]

Achievement Unlocked: Make strong advances on your girlfriend's younger brother.

He's been hitting on all of my family members.

 

[Dharma1521]

Too funny.

He will be of drinking age today! Salute!

He gets less and less attractive to Zac as the years pile on.

 

[Dharma1521]

happy birthday, you japanime freak you. may your day be full of penciled skirts and pastel eyes.

I love how Thorn comes out of retirement for birthdays.

I adore her.


Happy Birthday April's brother, I hope the tentacle sex is plentiful and the pubic hair blurred.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I love how Thorn comes out of retirement for birthdays.

I adore her.


Happy Birthday April's brother, I hope the tentacle sex is plentiful and the pubic hair blurred.

aww, i'm too young for retirement.
i was just on a TRIP. not a vacation, but a TRIP. VBS was last week!
i've missed y'all and i've missed a lot of going-ons too, apparently.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Happy birthday!

 

[Wessels]

Whats sad is that those are the only birthday wishes you've gotten. I'm tying a bow onto my dick when you cum here next week.

well i think i'll be able to hold out that long

Happy Birthday! I hope you find a girl with huge eyes today.

utter failure

 

[APRIL]

Birthday is over. Haha!

 

[Wessels]

mostly spent it on the lake
and eating

 

[APRIL]

mostly spent it on the lake
and eating

...and getting the wrong gifts.

 

[Wessels]

haha, that was my fault

 

[kiwi]

Well, even though it's over, Happy birthday anyway.