How long should I MIRCOWAVE my newborn?

[Syrup Beaver]

Food can be cooked over fire, so yeah, the fridge is the most important appliance.

I need to get me a 12 volt fridge and some method of chargeratin'

 

[itburnswhenipee]

When I called the microwave a "luxury," I may have misspoken. The microwave is a convenience, and also a source of terrible fucking food. Just awful.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

When I called the microwave a "luxury," I may have misspoken. The microwave is a convenience, and also a source of terrible fucking food. Just awful.

You must've just made microwave mac 'n cheese, foul tripe that it is.

 

[plot]

microwaves give you cancer.

and not like, the same cancer everything else gives you, but like, testicle cancer.

 

[Methodical]

Grilling is better anyway.

 

[Coqui]

A refrigerator.

And then the range/oven -- gas, of course.

If you have those two things you're pretty much set. Everything else is more or less of a luxury.

There's nothing you can't do on a grill that you can do on a range/oven if you know what you're doing.

But I definitely agree with the fridge.

 

[fly]

The new microwave were getting is totally awesome because it has a convection oven in it too. Now we can have 2 ovens. WIN!

 

[itburnswhenipee]

The new microwave were getting is totally awesome because it has a convection oven in it too. Now we can have 2 ovens. WIN!

There's one of those at my Dad's house. They are nice, but you need to learn how to cook with it. It's got a regular microwave mode, a convection oven mode, and then some weird hybrid mode where it heats your food with hot air and zotzs it with radio waves at the same time. I've not had satisfactory results with this mode outside of reheating food.

 

[JAXvillain]

There's one of those at my Dad's house. They are nice, but you need to learn how to cook with it. It's got a regular microwave mode, a convection oven mode, and then some weird hybrid mode where it heats your food with hot air and zotzs it with radio waves at the same time. I've not had satisfactory results with this mode outside of reheating food.

you said zotz...I used to love these as a kid

 

[fly]

There's one of those at my Dad's house. They are nice, but you need to learn how to cook with it. It's got a regular microwave mode, a convection oven mode, and then some weird hybrid mode where it heats your food with hot air and zotzs it with radio waves at the same time. I've not had satisfactory results with this mode outside of reheating food.

Actually this one does the conversions for you apparently. Just put in the regular time and it calculates. I see it mostly being useful at Thanksgiving when there is too much food that needs to be heated...

 

[APRIL]

I use the microwave every day I guess. Heating up water for my oatmeal, heating up Zac's soy burgers for dinner, reheating leftovers ++++

 

[Syrup Beaver]

soy burgers?

SOY BURGERS?

Holy crap.

 

[CowFreak5]

You make oatmeal with water?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You make oatmeal with water?

Most people do.

 

[APRIL]

soy burgers?

SOY BURGERS?

Holy crap.

He likes how healthy they are. :dunno:

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Tell that to the thousands of ground squirrels crushed by the soybean farmers.

 

[fly]

soy burgers?

SOY BURGERS?

Holy crap.

Quick: Check
Easy: Check
Healthy: Check
Taste: Meh

Good enough, sign me up!

 

[Dharma1521]

Quick: Check
Easy: Check
Healthy: Check
Taste: Meh

Good enough, sign me up!

Were those the same guidelines you used for April?




oooh burn.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Quick: Check
Easy: Check
Healthy: Check
Taste: Meh

Good enough, sign me up!

Scotch is quick, easy, healthy, AND tasty.

WIN!

 

[fly]

Scotch is quick, easy, healthy, AND tasty.

WIN!

Except for the part where scotch is disgusting.

Can I please have a liquid that tastes like I'm licking burnt firewood?