how do you get yourself out of a funk?

[CletusJones]

And fuck a company that holds that kind of stuff over your head. You should feel secure in a job.

Naa, holding things over your head can be fun sometimes.
Imagine this: we create a company that creates a device that will suspend a cheddarwurst over smileynev's head, just out of reach.

Tell me that wouldn't be great.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Naa, holding things over your head can be fun sometimes.
Imagine this: we create a company that creates a device that will suspend a cheddarwurst over smileynev's head, just out of reach.

Tell me that wouldn't be great.

You would have created a perpetual motion machine, and thus an abundance of free energy

The government would shut you down and destroy all evidence in no time at all

 

[fly]

Naa, holding things over your head can be fun sometimes.
Imagine this: we create a company that creates a device that will suspend a cheddarwurst over smileynev's head, just out of reach.

Tell me that wouldn't be great.

1. nev jumps
2. takes a nap
3. Back to 1

 

[smileynev]

I had 3 cheddar bratwursts for dinner last night since the misses was gone. They were good, but they were no cheddarwurst.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I had 3 cheddar bratwursts for dinner last night since the misses was gone. They were good, but they were no cheddarwurst.

The missus left you alone?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I had 3 cheddar bratwursts for dinner last night since the misses was gone. They were good, but they were no cheddarwurst.

She finally left you?

 

[smileynev]

The missus left you alone?

yeah, she had to bring the little one to the doctor. Poopin soup and stuff.

 

[smileynev]

She finally left you?

She can't, gravitational pull.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yeah, she had to bring the little one to the doctor. Poopin soup and stuff.

Dr's don't make house calls up thar?

 

[smileynev]

Dr's don't make house calls up thar?

we're not quite that far north. I wish we were sometimes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

we're not quite that far north. I wish we were sometimes.

Little one okay, or do you need to exchange 'er for a new model?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Little one okay, or do you need to exchange 'er for a new model?

the one he has sounds defective, I dunno if theyll take it as a trade-in

 

[smileynev]

Little one okay, or do you need to exchange 'er for a new model?

Why exchange her when you can get one for free.

 

[smileynev]

the one he has sounds defective, I dunno if theyll take it as a trade-in

You sound like my wife talking about me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You sound like my wife talking about me.

Ive been giving her insult pointers.
Has she just pointed at your crotch, and started laughing her ass off yet?

 

[fly]

Ive been giving her insult pointers.
Has she just pointed at your crotch, and started laughing her ass off yet?

since the first date probably.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Actually I'm feeling great today, I think I'm back to my cheerful self. I suggest surrounding yourself with friends as much as you can, trying out something that you've always wanted to but never have and then smoking a joint or 3.

 

[smileynev]

Ive been giving her insult pointers.
Has she just pointed at your crotch, and started laughing her ass off yet?

since the first day they met probably.

 

[strawberry love]

Actually I'm feeling great today, I think I'm back to my cheerful self. I suggest surrounding yourself with friends as much as you can, trying out something that you've always wanted to but never have and then smoking a joint or 3.

im feeling good today too!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

im feeling good today too!

I like to think the whole forum has the same mood as me.