How do you get your kicks?

shawndavid said:
No sir...I had a clap test when I was 21 or so and that's not how it's done. They take a wire with a cotton swab at the end, put it in your urethra about an inch, twist a half turn, and remove.

They may have tested you for the G but, unless they have a new one for the clap, you didn't get that one done.

I still cringe at the thought of it. My roomie and I were at a club pissing together when he goes "Ouch, oh fuck, Reynolds...I just pissed out phlegm!!!"

We decided it in our best interests to both hit the clinic. I was clear but he ended up with the C word and blamed his girlfriend for giving it to him when he was the one cheating. Fucker hehe
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ya dude but you were 21 like 10 years ago, they don't have to probe you like that anymore, it's just blood and urine tests and that's it
 
b_sinning said:
elpmis I give you much respect for planning a gag and sticking to it even though you had a long wait. On the other hand I'm jealious that I don't have free time like you do.

Luckly I've never had to deal with STDs and never plan to. That little head does a lot of my thinking so I keep him safe.
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thanks homie
 
Pandora said:
Truely. With everyones obsession over sick movies and tap dancing polio victims I'm having second thoughts about coming in February. :(
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I assure you the tampa crew is very cool and unscary in person :)
 
Pandora said:
Yeah, that's why you're going to the meat....oh wait.
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I went and partied with them all for a few days in mid october...it was a good time, I promise :)

and to your edit: no one is as weird as they seem on the internet...maybe fly and elpmis, but that's it, I swear
 
I got my kicks a few minutes ago by finding a gas station near my work that sells 24 oz cans of Jolt cola. I've been dragging bad today so I hope drinking a few of those help.
 
b_sinning said:
I got my kicks a few minutes ago by finding a gas station near my work that sells 24 oz cans of Jolt cola. I've been dragging bad today so I hope drinking a few of those help.
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:lol:

jolt 4 the win
 
Pandora said:
You? nothing. Tho if I'm going to use 2 vacation days, I don't wanna spend them listening to people talk about gore films and tapdancing skeletons.
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throw drugs and alcohol in there and it sounds like the ultimate vacation to me :fly:
 
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