NSFW Houston UF FurCon 2011

[Sarcasmo]

I didn't talk with a lisp that much. I spent most of the night telling April's brother to eat some fucking cookies.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yeah, come to find out, we weren't any weirder than the dude she started banging online...

She's a bit odd herself. Based on the number of questions she asked him about his past, she's writing a memoir about Drool.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

She's a bit odd herself. Based on the number of questions she asked him about his past, she's writing a memoir about Drool.

Dude that shit was weird
If I hadnt been so caught off guard, I woulda made up shit about being a former alpaca farmer or something

 

[APRIL]

Wtf did she ask?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Where he went to school, why, what he did in the military, why, etc. She was just being conversational (with someone she didn't know, without resorting to bullshit small talk), but it was funny watching Drool field a hundred questions.

 

[plot]

She thinks drool might be her real dad and was just trying to confirm her theory.

She does this with every old dude she runs across.

 

[fly]

I didn't talk with a lisp that much. I spent most of the night telling April's brother to eat some fucking cookies.

EAT SOME FUCKN COOKIES WES

 

[Wessels]

cookies were decent

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Theres still a heart-plate someone left at my house.
No idea which homo it belongs to

 

[Sarcasmo]

Me. Er, Tracey. It had the cookies on it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Me. Er, Tracey. It had the cookies on it.

Oh
Well

Press 1 if you would like it returned
Press 2 if you would like it destroyed
Press 3 if you would like it inserted into the anus of a random mexican person
Press 4 if you want it inserted into the rectum of a random mexican person, then returned to you
Scream "FUCK" if you want to talk to a live sales associate

 

[Wessels]

nice...

 

[fly]

Oh
Well

Press 1 if you would like it returned
Press 2 if you would like it destroyed
Press 3 if you would like it inserted into the anus of a random mexican person
Press 4 if you want it inserted into the rectum of a random mexican person, then returned to you
Scream "FUCK" if you want to talk to a live sales associate

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[APRIL]

nice...

So Wessels, what did you learn at the UF Meat?

 

[Wessels]

So Wessels, what did you learn at the UF Meat?

absolutely nothing

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oh
Well

Press 1 if you would like it returned
Press 2 if you would like it destroyed
Press 3 if you would like it inserted into the anus of a random mexican person
Press 4 if you want it inserted into the rectum of a random mexican person, then returned to you
Scream "f*ck" if you want to talk to a live sales associate

FUCK
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[fly]

absolutely nothing

bacon + corn = win

u + grape smuggler = loose asshole

 

[Wessels]

i thought i said there would be nothing happening to my but while i was there


while the bacon corn was awesome... it probably could have been better if the cord was fried in bacon fat while wrapped in a thick layer of bacon

 

[APRIL]

i thought i said there would be nothing happening to my but while i was there


while the bacon corn was awesome... it probably could have been better if the cord was fried in bacon fat while wrapped in a thick layer of bacon

You passed out on the couch. You don't remember what happened after that?

 

[fly]

You passed out on the couch. You don't remember what happened after that?

Drool and I do tho!