HOry crap! Manhunt outside right now!!!

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shawndavid

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I was outside mowing the lawn and this sheriff cruiser tried to take the cul de sac at like 30. 2 minutes later there was a helo circling. A dude in an unmarked van with flashers sped towards me like 5 minutes after that and told me he thought I was a "person of interest". He said that some dude just burglarized a house and stole a bunch of firearms and told me they scrambled another helo and K9s and that I should go inside. Now there are 2 helos circling and cruisers everywhere.

Sweet!!! Now I don't have to weed the flower beds or wash the truck!!!
 
Interesting. I dont have to do that shit either way because everything dies in the winter.
 
shawndavid said:
I was outside mowing the lawn and this sheriff cruiser tried to take the cul de sac at like 30. 2 minutes later there was a helo circling. A dude in an unmarked van with flashers sped towards me like 5 minutes after that and told me he thought I was a "person of interest". He said that some dude just burglarized a house and stole a bunch of firearms and told me they scrambled another helo and K9s and that I should go inside. Now there are 2 helos circling and cruisers everywhere.

Sweet!!! Now I don't have to weed the flower beds or wash the truck!!!
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Like you expect us to believe this crap. You outside mowing the lawn. You should have at least tried to make it believable. Like "I was inside passed out when I heard a bunch of noise. I first thought it was a re-run of COPS but then realized it wasn't. So I stood up and brushed the half eaten cheetos off my chest, tripped over some empty beer cans, and looked out the window."
 
Floptical said:
Like you expect us to believe this crap. You outside mowing the lawn. You should have at least tried to make it believable. Like "I was inside passed out when I heard a bunch of noise. I first thought it was a re-run of COPS but then realized it wasn't. So I stood up and brushed the half eaten cheetos off my chest, tripped over some empty beer cans, and looked out the window."
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Floptical said:
Like you expect us to believe this crap. You outside mowing the lawn. You should have at least tried to make it believable. Like "I was inside passed out when I heard a bunch of noise. I first thought it was a re-run of COPS but then realized it wasn't. So I stood up and brushed the half eaten cheetos off my chest, tripped over some empty beer cans, and looked out the window."
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I don't drink canned beer, dude. Don't get my sorry life twisted.
 
Sarcasmo said:
All for a burglary? Overkill much?
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No kidding. I couldn't even barely get the police out to take a report for my break in. BTW they still didn't press charges on the guys that broke into 9 cars and stole two others. They have a positive ID and the evidence, but I guess that wasn't enough.
 
Floptical said:
Like you expect us to believe this crap. You outside mowing the lawn. You should have at least tried to make it believable. Like "I was inside passed out when I heard a bunch of noise. I first thought it was a re-run of COPS but then realized it wasn't. So I stood up and brushed the half eaten cheetos off my chest, tripped over some empty beer cans, and looked out the window."
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LOL - he just didn't want to wash the truck. Funny how I have heard nothing other then his recount of this on the news! When I got home the 360 controller was on the table and the TV was still in XBOX mode :fly:
 
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