WTF Horrifying Discovery Thread

I just discovered that opening sparkling wine with your teeth is a bad idea. The reason it was tight is from the gas build up in the bottle and said gas went right in my eye. I think my eye can smell and it's not pleased with the odour.

Horrified.
 
I had a cork escape one time , and it ricochet off the bottom of the cabinet and nailed me square in the forehead.
Even left a crescent shaped mark there, and a headache for the rest of the evening.
 
I just discovered that opening sparkling wine with your teeth is a bad idea. The reason it was tight is from the gas build up in the bottle and said gas went right in my eye. I think my eye can smell and it's not pleased with the odour.

Horrified.
So we're chewing the tops off of bottles now are we?

I always knew you were a classy dame.