Honey, this will be the last time I touch you...

eileenbunny said:
You've thrown symmetry out the window anyway, but I agree with your choice. Your ears seem to be a major part of your life. Plus, "This is the last time I get to hear you" doesn't quite work as well as the whole touch thing.
Sending an ear would go better with the message "I'm tired of listening to your bullshit."
 
Candy said:
:fly: :fly: :fly:
:fly: :fly: :fly:

But I have to agree with Eileenbunny - it just dosen't have quite the same touch as sending the finger. Excuse the pun.

How about "You won't give me a piece of your ass, so I'll send you mine?"


I figure if he keeps sending his body parts, he'll be nothing but a stump. Then she can just punt him into a lake. He wouldn't be much of a threat then. :insert black knight clip here:

Come to think of it, they said they couldn't identify the finger, right? If he was smart, he would have sent someone else's finger.

eww....