FYI Holy crap Monster Turd should be flushed at this point!

happy bday. strippers & blow are en route. the wife is cool with that, right? hope you have tomorrow off!
 
Hay thanks!
I celebrated this AM by eating a bagel while sitting on the toilet.
Had some folks over saturday night, dbzeag brought me a nice bottle of scotch and a towel , and tim brought some freaking awesome soft pretzels.
Been off work yesterday and today.
 
Hay thanks!
I celebrated this AM by eating a bagel while sitting on the toilet.
Had some folks over saturday night, dbzeag brought me a nice bottle of scotch and a towel , and tim brought some freaking awesome soft pretzels.
Been off work yesterday and today.

Please tell me you didn't eat while shitting. OMFG :puke: