Hi Useless Forums

You ever see a cute couple holding hands as they walk down the street and your first instinct is to yell "DO HER IN THE EAR!" then you think to yourself "Wow, that may not be healthy way of thinking. Maybe I should go see a shrink." Cause I've never had those kind of thoughts go through my head, maybe you're just messed up.
 
You ever see a cute couple holding hands as they walk down the street and your first instinct is to yell "DO HER IN THE EAR!" then you think to yourself "Wow, that may not be healthy way of thinking. Maybe I should go see a shrink." Cause I've never had those kind of thoughts go through my head, maybe you're just messed up.


My shrink says it's normal.

Then again, I found my shrink late last year when I saw him holding his gf's hand and I yelled "do her in the ear!"... he came over and gave me his card.