Hi, I'm Bernie Madoff and I'm sorry

lemon_fresh

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that I got caught.

Oh, and that $65 million I still have, I "earned" that. None of that money was stolen, none of it. I spent all the other money I stole on, well on stuff, stuff that I no longer have.
By the way, my sons business, all legit as well. I never spent a penny of the stolen billions on them, or my wife. True story.

You can read the dude's confession here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0312091madoff1.html