Hey mister

So I moved at work again today. Two feet to the left. Now my new boss has a perfect view of my monitor
 
Pandora said:
I traded my red swingline in for an electric stapler. Does this make me a sellout or something?!?! :eek:

Yeah... probably.

Also:

What the fuck do you need an electric stapler for? Do you do so much stapling that using a regular, not electrically fired one would wear you out?