WTF Hey kiki, got another twitter story for ya

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Peppers]

Holy fuck

 

[Petunia]

ohhhhh another Zola? (she's my BFF on twitter ill have you know!!)
ok imma read this..... BRB

 

[Petunia]

the gucci flip flop had me...

 

[Amstel]

This is a 7 on the Zola scale. It's cute, but ain't a Zola.

 

[Domon]

also, i may just be twitter retarded, but that was difficult to follow.

 

[Domon]

i thought for at least 3/4s of the story that the person in the closet was a dude.

 

[Duke]

This read suspiciously like another story I read on the internet.

I've become jaded and view all these kinds of stories as fake anymore. Just bitches wanting attention.

 

[Petunia]

i thought for at least 3/4s of the story that the person in the closet was a dude.

I thought Of this too as I was reading lol

 

[Peppers]

the gucci flip flop had me...

The giving herself away in the closet by farting made me lose it.

 

[Petunia]

The giving herself away in the closet by farting made me lose it.

Totally something I woulda done

 

[Domon]

Totally something I woulda done

dont lie. you would have shit yourself.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

dont lie. you would have shit yourself.

That's strategic; grants access to the knife.

 

[Jehannum]

dont lie. you would have shit yourself.

If there's one thing I'm certain about regarding @Maureen, it's that she has total, perfect control of her sphincter.

 

[august]

The Sphincter Stratagem™

 

[my little brony]

also, i may just be twitter retarded, but that was difficult to follow.

there was one post that looked like it got duplicated out of place but otherwise it was pretty straightforward