hey, happy birthday, sarcasmo!

[Galen]

I give him birthday ideas and look how he treats me


Made me laugh sir, you beauty

 

[Sarcasmo]

I give him birthday ideas and look how he treats me


Made me laugh sir, you beauty

Did you just notice that?

 

[Galen]

Did you just notice that?

Was scrolling up looking for my post, then something clicked... "The bit beneath my name is longer than it usually is"... then I read it. haha

 

[Sarcasmo]

Was scrolling up looking for my post, then something clicked... "The bit beneath my name is longer than it usually is"... then I read it. haha

haha

I couldn't resist. I wasn't sure if you'd know what it was from.

 

[Galen]

haha

I couldn't resist. I wasn't sure if you'd know what it was from.

Pfft, I was going home for a shit long before that movie came about. I'll get pictures in a compare/contrast format from my schools toilets alongside the staff toilets and my own. It's honestly disgusting, years of abuse have turned them into traditional japanese shitholes. I'd rather hold it in and get the coach home 30 miles for some comfort and a nice, uneconomical 5 gallon flush. Yes.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Pfft, I was going home for a shit long before that movie came about. I'll get pictures in a compare/contrast format from my schools toilets alongside the staff toilets and my own. It's honestly disgusting, years of abuse have turned them into traditional japanese shitholes. I'd rather hold it in and get the coach home 30 miles for some comfort and a nice, uneconomical 5 gallon flush. Yes.

bahahahaha

30 miles? Sweet merciful crap that's a long way. For a shit, I mean.

 

[Galen]

bahahahaha

30 miles? Sweet merciful crap that's a long way. For a shit, I mean.

It is, but once you touch the seat, my god it feels worth it... and then the release is just unbeatable. That and nothing ever beats the comfortable surroundings of your own bog.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm not sure I like where my happy birthday thread has ended up.

 

[Galen]

I'm not sure I like where my happy birthday thread has ended up.

I think you should celebrate with a birthday shit, it's only right

 

[kiwi]

I'm not sure I like where my happy birthday thread has ended up.

I have to agree.

 

[Galen]

I have to agree.

You don't excrete waste matter?

 

[kiwi]

You don't excrete waste matter?

I don't find it an interesting topic to discuss in conversation.

 

[Galen]

I don't find it an interesting topic to discuss in conversation.

It's one of natures great "undiscussed" topics. It needs more airtime.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I don't find it an interesting topic to discuss in conversation.

We should talk about nipples instead.

So how ARE your nipples? Hmm?

 

[kiwi]

We should talk about nipples instead.

So how ARE your nipples? Hmm?

They are doing quite well, thanks for asking.

Edit: and yours?

 

[Sarcasmo]

They are doing quite well, thanks for asking.

Edit: and yours?

They're okay. They have some hair around them, so unfortunately they aren't as fun to take a gander at as yours would be.

 

[thrawn]

have a good one OLD MAN

why dont you celebrate the birthday? odd, i dont either

 

[kiwi]

They're okay. They have some hair around them, so unfortunately they aren't as fun to take a gander at as yours would be.

I don't know, post a pic of yours and I'll tell you.

 

[JJ Lady]

Happy B-Day!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im going to bake a cake and excrete waste matter into the middle of it and mail it to you, Suckassmo.