Hey guys, lets go pillage something...

BigDov said:
So who's going to push it!?

Once we capture a few pillagees, we get them to pull it.

Until then, we hook up April, and dangle a Ho-Ho in front of her.
 
BigDov said:
Perfect. I was hoping Sleeman would put his back into it, but April will do.

That fairy has no muscles. April's got the mass going for her.
And no one would ever guess that she's female, so the 'no girls allowed' rule stands. :D
 
elpmis said:
sometimes I pull the old vicodin bottle out and do some serious pillage myself


:drool:

If I didn't have the possibility of having to drive myself to the ER later, I'd be doing the very same thing right now.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Driving yourself to the ER is half the fun, if you pass out and get into an accident - at least you're closer.


Good point!

Maybe I'll call an ambulance and crash into them on the way. :D
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
If you do it right, you could fly right onto the stretcher in back


That's like the most advanced move you can pull off...

I need practice.