Hey, be working this monday?

fly

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This thread makes me want to reenable the strikethrough on all drools threads

edit: At least Im working from home...
 

my little brony

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I'm talking to grumpy israelis with accents on a crappy phone, that's gotta be harder than fixing a printer
 

Coqui

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In my experience people who are busy every second of the day are usually the dumbest/most useless.

Agreed. I've worked with guys who took the entire day to rebuild a machine (yes even with an image) and didn't work on another ticket during that time. Seriously:

Load the image, work on 2-3 more tickets while it loads, come back and update any drivers/windows updates since the image was taken, take care of another 2-3 tickets....etc.
 

Dharma1521

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So here's a fun story about OT. So I received a "promotion" which HR has decided will make me hourly instead of salary. I was happy with this because I usually work 45 hrs per week. However, I'm not allowed to work overtime. So I'm getting paid the same amount for working 5 hrs less a week, getting to take my lunches, and not having to check my email at night.

Effing sweet.

(also im using my phone for UF so that I don't appear to be goofing off when 5 hrs of my work each weeks goes undone)

Yay corporate America.
 

Coqui

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So here's a fun story about OT. So I received a "promotion" which HR has decided will make me hourly instead of salary. I was happy with this because I usually work 45 hrs per week. However, I'm not allowed to work overtime. So I'm getting paid the same amount for working 5 hrs less a week, getting to take my lunches, and not having to check my email at night.

Effing sweet.

(also im using my phone for UF so that I don't appear to be goofing off when 5 hrs of my work each weeks goes undone)

Yay corporate America.

Maybe you should find a job that isn't so easy :fly:
 

my little brony

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Not if you're replacing the fuser on an LaserJet 1160

ok well yeah, but hp is retarded about how they put fusers behind trap doors that require answering riddles and defeating a lava monster

the only thing good about ricohs is that on most of their machines the fusers come out quite easily.....

..usually in the middle of printing something
 

kiwi

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I've been working hard making AND eating cinnamon rolls. Seriously people, doesn't get much more difficult than this.
 

water

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Honestly I make a pretty good living for basically only using about 40% of what I'm capable of.