Here's a BIG useless HUG to all!

Kevlar

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I wish you all a Wonderful Turkey Day where ever you are. Relax, stuff like pig, get drunk, watch the games, sleep and do it all over again.

BE SAFE!


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oh, here's to the most fantabulous day of the year. the day where my family has the rule of no fighting, arguing, sniping, etc. i'm sitting next to my dad, who's playing hexic on my 360, my grandfather is standing behind me playing with my cat moshi, my mom's in the kitchen cooking (it's her turn, we're tag-teaming), and my friends will be here in an hour for cocktails on the deck before dinner. couldn't (well, almost) ask for more than this :heart:
 
I plastered my turkey this mornin' with some sweet ass butter, garlic, and SAGE.
Basted that shit like a pile of goo,
Rubbin on those breasts like such a fool
I took out my thermometer and poked that foul
Grandma just watched with a hilarious scowl.
Served up the avian with a side of gravy
Whistled for everyone to come to dinner like I was in the navy.
Sat at the table and drew the knife
Prayed to my jebus for the delivering of this precious life
Carved that shit up with the utmost care
Scarfed down the stuffing with the ferocity of a bear
Finished that up with a pumpkin pie
A good time was has, says I

*gobble gobble*
 
think it's time to heat up some leftovers...had turkey, sausage stuffing, cheesy squash casserole, mashed sweet potatoes, and salad :drool: