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shawndavid

Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
We did a book release/honorarium for Jeff Klinkenberg at the Snell House at USF today. A guy from Gator Land brought this little fella in as a surprise. I asked if I could pet him and he handed the fucker over. I had to tell myself to not be a pussy. They feel a lot different than I thought they would. He's really soft, but he smelled like hell.

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what'd it smell like?

Funky like old sweat minus the bacteria. Like an old sock mixed with dirty dry dog.

Shawn you are a huge pussy I could see the tape on its mouth.

It's fucking Scotch tape with Sharpie on it to blend it in.

It was his tail I was concerned with anyway. It was so big around, I felt like I was jerking off.

Shit was so odd. I had to keep readjusting my grip on his tail. It's really soft and squooshy.
 
How cool! I let my kids hold a gator when we did some air boat ride in the everglades. I was "too busy taking pictures" to hold it myself.

How old was that one?
 
Funky like old sweat minus the bacteria. Like an old sock mixed with dirty dry dog.

That's a fantastically disgusting way to phrase it. :lol:


I live in SW Florida and I have a boat and see gators all the time and I'll be totally honest with you: no way in hell would I get that close.

I'll admit it. I am a pussy.