Here comes another Videogame movie.

I saw RE:3 last night...wasn't too bad


I thought it sucked. I liked the first one a lot, but the next 2 took a dive, imo.


And any movie that has the stench of Uwe Boll on it is gonna be bad. Not just normal bad, but a special kind of suck. Bad as in "The kind of movies they show to POWs to break their spirit" bad.
 
I thought it sucked. I liked the first one a lot, but the next 2 took a dive, imo.


And any movie that has the stench of Uwe Boll on it is gonna be bad. Not just normal bad, but a special kind of suck. Bad as in "The kind of movies they show to POWs to break their spirit" bad.

Dead or alive the movie was Horrible. and the women were really not that hot.

at least 5 rotoscope shots of a skiny chick's ass.
 
I read somewhere that Uwe making movies is a tax break scam for german investors. They invest x amount of dollars and get some kind of loop-hole tax break for it. But he has to actually make the movie. I guess the video game industry is a good source of pre-made scripts/ideas that will require minimal effort to get something on screen.
 
I thought it sucked. I liked the first one a lot, but the next 2 took a dive, imo.


And any movie that has the stench of Uwe Boll on it is gonna be bad. Not just normal bad, but a special kind of suck. Bad as in "The kind of movies they show to POWs to break their spirit" bad.

milla jovovich makes it worth watching
 
I read somewhere that Uwe making movies is a tax break scam for german investors. They invest x amount of dollars and get some kind of loop-hole tax break for it. But he has to actually make the movie. I guess the video game industry is a good source of pre-made scripts/ideas that will require minimal effort to get something on screen.

I believe the loophole has been closed. :confused:

Somebody please shoot Uwe. To put him out of our misery. :mad:
 
translation please.

Theres a german movie director named Uwe Boll who likes to take video games and turn them into movies. Problem is, hes really really really really bad at it. But somehow, he keeps on doing it, and he is generally reviled by the gaming community for turning beloved games into craptacular movies.
 
Here is the movies Uwe Boll directed.


# Far Cry (2008) (post-production)
# Tunnel Rats (2008) (post-production)

# BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007)
... aka Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (Germany: DVD title)
# Postal (2007)
... aka Postal: Der Film (Germany)
# Seed (2007)
# In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
... aka Schwerter des Königs - Dungeon Siege (Germany)
# BloodRayne (2005)
# Alone in the Dark (2005)
# House of the Dead (2003)
... aka House of the dead: Le jeu ne fait que commencer (Canada: French title)
# Heart of America (2003)
... aka Home Room (Australia)
# Blackwoods (2002)
# Sanctimony (2000) (TV)

# Erste Semester, Das (1997)
... aka The First Semester (International: English title)
# Amoklauf (1994)
# Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993)
# German Fried Movie (1991)
 
Here is the movies Uwe Boll directed.


# Far Cry (2008) (post-production)
# Tunnel Rats (2008) (post-production)

# BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007)
... aka Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (Germany: DVD title)
# Postal (2007)
... aka Postal: Der Film (Germany)
# Seed (2007)
# In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
... aka Schwerter des Königs - Dungeon Siege (Germany)
# BloodRayne (2005)
# Alone in the Dark (2005)
# House of the Dead (2003)
... aka House of the dead: Le jeu ne fait que commencer (Canada: French title)
# Heart of America (2003)
... aka Home Room (Australia)
# Blackwoods (2002)
# Sanctimony (2000) (TV)

# Erste Semester, Das (1997)
... aka The First Semester (International: English title)
# Amoklauf (1994)
# Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993)
# German Fried Movie (1991)

as in kentucky fried movie? :wtf: