Coqui said:
You are 150% correct sir. However, the last time I saw April she was wearing way too much clothing and now I know why. More women should take their cues from Eileen and her bunny suit. That girlie knows how to dress!
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You are 150% correct sir. However, the last time I saw April she was wearing way too much clothing and now I know why. More women should take their cues from Eileen and her bunny suit. That girlie knows how to dress!
Pandora said:BUT YOU DENIED US COQUI!!! You should feel bad!
Next time I'll just ask you for your CC number
. Only a gay man would want to put clothing on April. 
Pandora I thought you liked men with no hair.
I jump in a tanning bed every once in a while to knock the white off my ass. Before when I mooned people it was more like sunning them.
I jump in a tanning bed every once in a while to knock the white off my ass. Before when I mooned people it was more like sunning them.
wow, i got to the first page of this and almost ralphed, hopefully theres no more pics when i hit submit
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I make Russian submariners look well-tannedPandora said:I'm one to talk tho, I'm prolly the palest person on here.
And I do tan, it just disappears almost instantly upon returning to the northeast
i do not tan, i freckle and burn. two hours in the sun and i have blisters. two days and i'm dead.
i just got burned this past weekend in cloudy, rainy, 60 degree weather. the really bad part is that spangelet burned too.
flamingglory, i don't consider you blonde. just dirty.
i just got burned this past weekend in cloudy, rainy, 60 degree weather. the really bad part is that spangelet burned too.
flamingglory, i don't consider you blonde. just dirty.
b_sinning said:
For the most part, but it depends on the guy. I certainly prefer my man with the smooth top. Shaved heads are way more fun to rub.
ChikkenNoodul said:I make Russian submariners look well-tanned
And I do tan, it just disappears almost instantly upon returning to the northeast
You might have me beat then. I'm extreeeeeeamly pale, but I have freakles that kinda give me a hint of color.
Arátoeldar said:Gotcha.
Such is life...
So the subject's switched to skin color?! I've got a bit of a tan even though I haven't been outside much, doesn't take much...anyway, an update: Several of the pics did get used, but the whole thing got called to a screeching halt when my partner in crime...er, my opponent in the edit war
went a bit too far with a pic he posted and an admin removed it, ending the fun. At least some of you actually helped me, thanks much 
Pandora said:You might have me beat then. I'm extreeeeeeamly pale, but I have freakles that kinda give me a hint of color.
my grandfather used to tell me that my freckles were from tanning through a screen door. he was quie the liar.
my grandfather told me that my freckles were angels' kisses. those angels sure do love me A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.
those angels sure do love me A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.