Help me write my trader ad.

simple

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REPLACE YOUR PIC WITH THIS

PROFIT ++

jeep1PIMP.jpg
 
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smileynev

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When I see clean ++ I think "recently spotcleaned jizz stains and anal leakage"
 
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Viremia

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include the words: BLING and riced as often as possible

you might also want to mention that the blood stains will be removed before sale is final unless buyer wants a reduced price

Tell them that the winning bidder gets to choose his/her own VIN number (yes, I know that's redundant but I was too lazy to go back and fix it, despite having the energy to type out this tome).
 
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smileynev

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ChikkenNoodul said:
What do you think when you see 'well cared for'?
"The animal smell can never be removed from the upholstery, and the feces are still scattered throughout the trim and in the nooks and crannies."
 
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Millions

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"Big...juicy...Jeep...

...Interesting trades considered!"
 

my little brony

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ChikkenNoodul said:
It says people are too trusting I guess, only a fool wouldn't wait for the check to clear.
the thing is sometimes the checks do clear

it's only a week or so later that the bank realizes it was fake and takes it out on you
 
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crazymike

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Kevlar said:
Include :email me for more pics:

Other then that it looks good to me :)


email is in there, I just didn't post. Along with both phones and my location.
 
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crazymike

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what is the best way to accept payment on a used car? cash? money order? certified cheque?
 

CletusJones

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crazymike said:
what is the best way to accept payment on a used car? cash? money order? certified cheque?
cash or cashier's check. if you accept a cashier's check, call the issuing bank to verify it first.