help me win $12k!

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help me win $12k!...if I win, you win 4k!!!

CNN is having this employee talent search and the winner gets $12k USD...
I signed up, now I just need to figure out something funny to do :D

I realized I was missing something here...incentive! if your idea is chosen and I win, you get $4k USD:drool:
 
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why_ask_why said:
CNN is having this employee talent search and the winner gets $12k USD...
I signed up, now I just need to figure out something funny to do :D

Does it have to be funny? Maybe you could do a funzie skit......

Do you have any other talents that could be played upon- singing, dancing, self-contortion, anything along those lines?
 
step 1: buy a jar of mayo and find a clown

step 2: eat all of the mayo with the clown

step 3: force the clown into the empty jar of mayo

step 4: fuck the can of mayo with the clown inside for talent show
 
BigDov said:
Does it have to be funny? Maybe you could do a funzie skit......

Do you have any other talents that could be played upon- singing, dancing, self-contortion, anything along those lines?

doesn't have to be funny but I feel that would be the best way to win
I can self fellate but sadly I don't think that's alllowed:shifty:
 
why_ask_why said:
CNN is having this employee talent search and the winner gets $12k USD...
I signed up, now I just need to figure out something funny to do :D

Believe in the Braves.
That's pretty amusing.


:D
 
elpmis said:
step 1: buy a jar of mayo and find a clown

step 2: eat all of the mayo with the clown

step 3: force the clown into the empty jar of mayo

step 4: fuck the can of mayo with the clown inside for talent show
that comic really wasn't funny
 
Can you sing or dance?
Do you look good in a swimsuit?
How many judges are there, and how badly do you want to win?