help me win $12k!

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Put on a Marilyn Monroe wig and wear nothing but party balloons strategically covering your nude form.

Then sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President" and let the judges pop the balloons with their teeth.

...it's how I got my job!
 

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maybe I should read the transcripts of the Bill O'Reilly crap...that would go over well with CNN judges for the humor:D
 
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why_ask_why said:
maybe I should read the transcripts of the Bill O'Reilly crap...that would go over well with CNN judges for the humor:D
Act out the scenes for them ... that should be good for some laughs.
 
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generalcliche

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Fire.....the best stunts always involve fire. So what if office buildings have lots of paper all over, you still have to practice, dammit!
 
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generalcliche

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Well, I still haven't seen the building on fire, so I'll assume you pursued a tame act. :p