Help me VOTE 2008

[simple]

All this campaign shit has me thinking - I need to pick a person to vote for and defend him relentlessly on all the internet forums. Up until now my vote was definitely for Mayor Cheese, but due to his latest campaign poster, I'm not so sure he's the man to go with... see below:

So anyways I need a new person to champion and rally for. Convince me to vote for either Obama, Clinton, McCain, whoever. It can even be to vote for a serial rapist, I don't care - if you can convince me why I should I'll write them in.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"None of the above"

 

[BeerAd]

Vote for me, because

 

[simple]

"None of the above"

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[simple]

Vote for me, because

because you promise not to steal tax payers dollars?

 

[b_sinning]

As always it's a matter of picking what you consider to be the lesser evil. Of course it's like choosing the lesser evil between Hitler and Stalin.

 

[JAXvillain]

bacon for president

 

[BeerAd]

because you promise not to steal tax payers dollars?

I promise NOTHING

 

[Syrup Beaver]

bacon for president

It'd be assassinated 37,000 times a minute. "Hey look, bacon! NOM NOM NOM"

 

[simple]

Bacon's plan for education looks a little weak, but it tastes so fucking good

 

[Valve1138]

If we all vote for Obama will Colt 45 be added to the list of approved food stamp items?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If bacon is unwilling to run, I say we all do a write in for Bullwinkle the Moose.

 

[APRIL]

I'm voting for Barak, he is the hottest one running.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm voting for Barak, he is the hottest one running.

do all women vote with their pussies? this is something I'd never considered before

 

[BeerAd]

do all women vote with their pussies? this is something I'd never considered before

If only HilDawg was hot

 

[APRIL]

do all women vote with their pussies? this is something I'd never considered before

If you are planning on sleeping with a president, minus whale elect a hot one.

 

[JAXvillain]

If you are planning on sleeping with a president, minus whale elect a hot one.

internship?

 

[APRIL]

internship?

BRING ON THE CIGARS!!!

 

[BeerAd]

mmmmmmmm white owl vagina dipped

 

[JAXvillain]

BRING ON THE CIGARS!!!

one of my cousins was a white house intern 3-4 years ago