Help Me Design The UF RPG!

Office Space RPG for me. Staplers, cans of bug spray, hawaiian shirts, meetings with the Bobs, pieces of flair...the whole nine yards.
 
my vote's for fantasy, it's the one i'm most used to playing, aside from when i dabbled in white wolf and vtm in high school.

which DM rule set would you be using as a guideline? i have a request that if you choose D&D, use the 2nd ed not the 3rd, i don't like 3rd

::dons flame suit::