At least have a story behind your name. Sucks when fans ask where your name came from and all you can say was... ahhhh i was drunk and me and my friends thought it was the tits.
Crusty Fetus in a Bucket
Bi-curious Chris and the Homos
Brass and Ass
Reverend JHC and the Church of Funk
Brown Nose and the Suckups
Cold Sweat Cadence
Lady and the Big Brass Balls