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If it doesnt work, then they do something called membrane sweep, which is when they stick their fingers up through your cervix, and swirl em around like a hand mixer.

my doc tried to strip my membranes once I was about 3 days "overdue" just to try to get things going, but my cervix was snapped shut too tightly so she couldn't get up in there. it still involves being worn like a puppet 😢

my water broke on its own a day or so later & I started laboring not too long after that, but my cervix was still being shy.
 
my doc tried to strip my membranes once I was about 3 days "overdue" just to try to get things going, but my cervix was snapped shut too tightly so she couldn't get up in there. it still involves being worn like a puppet

my water broke on its own a day or so later & I started laboring not too long after that, but my cervix was still being shy.

my mucus plug came out 8 days before he was born
and 9 weeks before he was due
 
mmmmmmm mucus plug

i literally felt it coming out as i sat on a chair deep throating a banana cuz me and my friend where seeing who could go the deepest

i won. my prize was my mucus plug
I’m not sure if I should use the laugh or barf post gravy, so I’m just gonna use regular gravy
 
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I’m not sure if I should use the laugh or barf post gravy, so I’m just gonna use regular gravy

We should really have a “kiki” emoji

@fly it’s time

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