Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[tre]

Well now I do wonder where he got the coconut.
A stinkin hippie such as himself is unlikely to have the scratch on hand needed to actually purchase a coconut
Assuming the local grocery stores in his area even carry such an exotic item
Which suggests it may have been a stolen coconut
So what we may have here is a illegally obtained coconut for the purpose of fornication by a smelly hippie
Kids these days I tell ya what

Perhaps a swallow carried it to his place

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

you banged a coconut?

More or less, apparently lube can really mess with your root chakra so you gotta use coconut oil. After I got over the "I need a hospital" and realized everything still worked right it wasn't so bad. I had a rough few minutes on WebMD though.

 

[NukesII]

There's no hope for the young generation.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I think my dick is allergic to coconut? Goddam hippies, at least she enjoyed it.

What kind of reaction, cause if it swelled up.... I mean, play ball?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

What kind of reaction, cause if it swelled up.... I mean, play ball?

Yeah it swelled up extra and it didn't hurt or anything. Like I said, she enjoyed it. Took about a day to be normal. I wouldn't do it again but I also wouldn't not do it again, next level flaccid slaps lmao.

 

[Petunia]

More or less, apparently lube can really mess with your root chakra so you gotta use coconut oil. After I got over the "I need a hospital" and realized everything still worked right it wasn't so bad. I had a rough few minutes on WebMD though.

so i’ve done the coconut oil lube and it was great the first couple of times then one day my body totally rejected and had a bad reaction
never again

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

so i’ve done the coconut oil lube and it was great the first couple of times then one day my body totally rejected and had a bad reaction
never again

I've never had an issue with coconut before but that was the first and last time using it as lube. So a reaction wasn't on my mind and Google had me thinking amputation was a possible outcome of whatever the hell was going on. Real rollercoaster of a day.

 

[Peppers]

you banged a coconut?

It was a communist coconut.

 

[NukesII]

 

[Petunia]

I've never had an issue with coconut before but that was the first and last time using it as lube. So a reaction wasn't on my mind and Google had me thinking amputation was a possible outcome of whatever the hell was going on. Real rollercoaster of a day.

i guess you’ve never had a coconut allergy before ?
i don’t know how people use it for ages with no reaction. my body was like GET IT OUTTTT

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

i guess you’ve never had a coconut allergy before ?
i don’t know how people use it for ages with no reaction. my body was like GET IT OUTTTT

So you swelled up too?

 

[ZRH]

I've never used lube

But why go for coconut... maybe it's just me but I don't like the smell much.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've never had an issue with coconut before but that was the first and last time using it as lube. So a reaction wasn't on my mind and Google had me thinking amputation was a possible outcome of whatever the hell was going on. Real rollercoaster of a day.

Did you miss the news about monkey slaves being used to harvest coconuts? Theyre officially cancelled in my household.

 

[Peppers]

Did you miss the news about monkey slaves being used to harvest coconuts? Theyre officially cancelled in my household.

There are only so many hours in the day to be outraged over various things. Some things fall through the cracks.

 

[Mikeawesome]

slaves that are actual monkeys?

 

[fly]

There are only so many hours in the day to be outraged over various things. Some things fall through the cracks.

That's why we have automation, so we have more time to be fake outraged by trivial things.

 

[Peppers]

That's why we have automation, so we have more time to be fake outraged by trivial things.

Are we still supposed to be boycotting tuna because they kill dolphins to harvest them? Or did that outrage die with disco?

 

[ZRH]

Are we still supposed to be boycotting tuna because they kill dolphins to harvest them? Or did that outrage die with disco?

Dolphins are yummy.

That was drag line fishing I think. You can't do it in most places anymore.

 

[Domon]

That's why we have automation, so we have more time to be fake outraged by trivial things.

I spend my automation time automating more things. Its a deadly cycle

 

[fly]

I spend my automation time automating more things. Its a deadly cycle

Me too. Stupid Node Red.