Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

Went to my primary care physician yesterday. I'm back on the asthma steroid Flovent.
My oxygen level and blood pressure were textbook great.

I also have more Cialis even tho ive only ever taken one dose. Being horny for 72 hours while also being married to a functional sexual anorexic is not my idea of fun.
I should start a boner pill store on the dark web.
I'll call it "Hard 2 Handle".
Otis Redding would be proud.
 
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so after waiting for an eternity to be referred to a cancer-hematologist center. he tells me i am barely above the normal range and the wbc has went down some. he says me wanting to throw up daily could be from my blood pressure medication as a side effect. He felt my lymph nodes and they are fine.

he says he does not think i have cancer but to come back in 6 months for some more labs.

i have been worried for like a year it was cancer and then just get told nah bruh no cancer
 
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King Wickie Pelt Snatcher said:
so after waiting for an eternity to be referred to a cancer-hematologist center. he tells me i am barely above the normal range and the wbc has went down some. he says me wanting to throw up daily could be from my blood pressure medication as a side effect. He felt my lymph nodes and they are fine.

he says he does not think i have cancer but to come back in 6 months for some more labs.

i have been worried for like a year it was cancer and then just get told nah bruh no cancer
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that’s good news wickie

are they gonna adjust your blood pressure meds? also no more coke bro
 
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Took me a year to figure out I had bladder cancer. Pissed blood for 2 days and the antibiotics seemed to clear it up.

Fast forward a year and I'm pissing pure blood again. Oops.
This time I took it seriously and went to the GP who sent me to the urologist.
Two bladder resectionings and 7 doses of chemo later I'm right as rain.
Brb gotta go piss 4 or 5 times it's morning.
 
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NukesII said:
Took me a year to figure out I had bladder cancer. Pissed blood for 2 days and the antibiotics seemed to clear it up.

Fast forward a year and I'm pissing pure blood again. Oops.
This time I took it seriously and went to the GP who sent me to the urologist.
Two bladder resectionings and 7 doses of chemo later I'm right as rain.
Brb gotta go piss 4 or 5 times it's morning.
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wow was this second bout recently ?
 
TuhMollie said:
wow was this second bout recently ?
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Sorta. I've been in remission for about a year now.
The only breaks I took were the 10 days each after each bladder resectioning.
You shouldn't drive with a catheter in your cock.
I tried. Drove Big Tippin Bob to the supermarket round trip and hid my piss bag under a towel.
Holy shit I paid for that blunder.
I was an unapologetic Uber driver at the time which might deserve its own thread but not anytime soon.
After a resectioning you gotta pee often. And it's painful.

I guess the lesson is when you pee pure blood...get a real checkup.
 
Mr. Argumentor said:
I get that, but still you have to advocate for yourself. A year? Thats V.A. levels of buttfuckery.
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you can advocate for yourself, but you're still ultimately at their mercy to get scheduled and seen and tested and have that testing interpreted and then being seen again to debrief on the results of the testing.
 
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Mr. Argumentor said:
Nope. Not being dickish, and that isn't what I just said was going on.
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ok cool i’m glad. it just came across as if you were tying to fault him


all lab work came back with all signs pointing to lupus IN NOVEMBER (1st)
my family dr said “it looks like you have lupus” but until a rheumatologist confirmed it i wasn’t diagnosed or able to take meds.

the day the rheumatologist called me and sis yup u for it, it was April 1st .. shit is crazy and slow
 
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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski said:
I've got a wisdom tooth coming through and its killing like a motherfucker. Gonna just have to gurgle salt water and hope it goes away. The knock on of covid means it's months to see any dentist here nowadays.
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Don't forget to suck on whole cloves. Millennia old folk remedy for tooth and gum pain.
#MyExisAWitch
 
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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski said:
I've got a wisdom tooth coming through and its killing like a motherfucker. Gonna just have to gurgle salt water and hope it goes away. The knock on of covid means it's months to see any dentist here nowadays.
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hope it goes away?
where is it going lol
once the tooth pops out it’s gonna start pushing your teeth forward causing crowding and some crazy headaches
 
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