Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Mr. Argumentor]

My balls ache. I'm not being funny, they hurt. I don't think this is a COVID sign

 

[Valve1138]

Try massaging them, gently, at a medium pace.

 

[Jehannum]

My balls ache. I'm not being funny, they hurt. I don't think this is a COVID sign

you got any lumps or bumps on 'em that weren't there before?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

you got any lumps or bumps on 'em that weren't there before?

Thought of that last night, gave 'em a check and everything seems ok.

It comes and goes at odd intervals.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

yer underpants are too tight

 

[Valve1138]

Could be a simple groin pull.

 

[Immigrant]

My nuts used to occasionally just suddenly hurt, as if I’d been kicked. Doesn’t happen anymore. That doesn’t happen to you guys? It’s happened with literally every guy I know.

 

[Immigrant]

Wait until you sit on em. That sucks.

 

[tre]

maybe asa's got the blue balls?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah, have a wank and get back to us

 

[Domon]

Yeah, have a wank and get back to us

or dont, ya know. We dont really need a results summary

 

[Valve1138]

And if you wank at work be sure to wear a mask.

 

[Petunia]

i like the direction this thread is going...

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

i like the direction this thread is going...

Fire up snapchat, help me figure this out

 

[Petunia]

Fire up snapchat, help me figure this out

LMAOOOOO!!
hey have you gotten your covid results

 

[Domon]

My balls ache. I'm not being funny, they hurt. I don't think this is a COVID sign

infection can do that to ya, you have a lot of lymph nodes in that general area. Do you know how to check those for swelling?

 

[Valve1138]

infection can do that to ya, you have a lot of lymph nodes in that general area. Do you know how to check those for swelling?

Could you explain to all of us how to do it?

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Domon]

Could you explain to all of us how to do it?

well first, get yourself a blow torch and a big ball peen hammer

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

LMAOOOOO!!
hey have you gotten your covid results

Fuck no! God damned VA.
I'm going to call them back today, for the third day in a row.